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What
do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
Sandy Claus! |
What
nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish. |
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A
Thought For Christmas
Do
you know what would have happened |
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It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "what are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offence," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner. |
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Because he had low elf esteem. |
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A
little spider in a cave, where Joseph, Mary and Jesus sought refuge
on the way to Egypt, wanted to protect the Holy Family from the frost
cold and spun a web like a curtain across the cave entrance.
Came dawn, soldiers searching for children to kill in accordance with King Herod's orders came upon the cave. The captain said, "No need to search this. No-one's gone in there or the spider's web would have been broke." And that, so they say, is why we put tinsel on our trees, like the strands of frosty web, as thanks to the little spider. |
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come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer 'Olive'? Olive? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names..." |
How
do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad! |
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What
is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel) |
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My Other Christmas Pages |
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Greetings
from RaindaeL |
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Some Australian Graphics came from http://xmasimages.tripod.com/ |
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