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How do you say "Merry Christmas"
in Australian?


What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?

Sandy Claus!
What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.
A Thought For Christmas

Do you know what would have happened
If it had been Three Wise Women
Instead of Three Wise Men?

They would have asked directions,
Arrived on time,
Helped deliver the baby,
Cleaned the stable,
Made a casserole,
Brought practical gifts and
There would be Peace On Earth.


It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "what are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

"That's no offence," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.


Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.
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What do elves learn in school?

The Elf-abet!

A little spider in a cave, where Joseph, Mary and Jesus sought refuge on the way to Egypt, wanted to protect the Holy Family from the frost cold and spun a web like a curtain across the cave entrance.
Came dawn, soldiers searching for children to kill in accordance with King Herod's orders came upon the cave.
The captain said, "No need to search this. No-one's gone in there or the spider's web would have been broke."
And that, so they say, is why we put tinsel on our trees, like the strands of frosty web, as thanks to the little spider.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer 'Olive'?

Olive?

Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names..."

  How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel)

My Other Christmas Pages

Greetings from RaindaeL

An Aussie Christmas


Carols by Candlelight

Aussie Christmas Food

Christmas Song - Six White Boomers

Christmas Song - Aussie Jingle Bells


Jokes and other Interesting Info - not necessarily Australian

Family Photos


Read my Dreambook!
Sign my Dreambook!
Dreambook

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